I hate video game titles, and they often times are a reason people probably don’t think they are legitimate forms of entertainment/art. They get titled like movies, and toys, and I hate it. I hate it so much that I made a list of the best words used to name video games, from best to worst. I do not care if your favorite game has one of the words at the bottom of the list, this is just a comedy ranking of overused and ridiculous words that need to stop appearing on the front of boxes. Seriously, cut that shit out, video game industry.
181. Katamari (aka the best word in any title) 180. Monkey (a close second) 179. Ultimate 178. Candy 177. Kill or Killer 176. Siege 175. Breach 174. Advance 173. Reckoning 172. The
171. DJ 170. Funk 169. Bomb or Bomber 168. Any year or version of 2K and then a number like 2K21 167. Two or Three or Four, really any number (also includes Roman numerals) 166. Cyber 165. Punk 164. Nexus 163. Company 162. Rogue
161. Tennis 160. Golf 159. Ball or Balls 158. Street or Streets 157. Stone or Stones 156. Genesis 155. Life 154. Half 153. Ghosts 152. Ghouls 151. Goblins 150. Game 149. Card 148. Soul or Souls 147. Earth 146. Paper 145. NBA 144. Hunt 143. Wild 142. Kombat 141. Mortal 140. Combat 139. Blood 138. Doom 137. 64 136. Knight 135. Island 134. All-Stars 133. Rapper 132. Dog 131. Cat 130. Night 129. Pinball 128. Red 127. Black 126. White 125. Blue 124. Snap 123. Bug 122. Evil 121. Resident 120. Blast
119. Head 118. Ninja 117. Assassin or Assassin’s 116. Rocket 115. Moon 114. Blitz 113. Rock 112. Mansion 111. Fall 110. Gun 109. Super 108. Ultra 107. Mega 106. Elite 105. Edition 104. HD 103. Agent 104. Tomb 103. Raider 102. Madden 101. Splinter 100. Murder 99. Kart
98. Odd 97. Strange or Stranger 96. Return or Returns 95. Zombie or Zombies 94. Race or Racing or Racers 93. Rhythm 92. Crazy 91. Taxi 90. Man 89. Boy 88. Baby 87. Psycho 86. Dead 85. Death 84. Dark 83. Band 82. Hell 81. Reload or Reloaded 80. Fear 79. Shadow 78. Space
77. Walk or Walking 76. Ice 75. Fire 74. Online 73. Sun 72. Star 71. Phantom 70. Cry 69. Sky or Skies 68. Rush 67. Run or Runner 66. Dungeon 65. Dragon 64. Collection 63. Quest 62. Horizon 61. Dawn 60. Zero 59. Of 58. Versus or Vs. 57. Simulator
56. Force 55. Iron 54. Lost 53. Odyssey 52. Unchained 51. Chain 50. Over 49. Honor 48. Cause 47. Just 46. Jam 45. Party 44. Pain 43. Zone 42. Duel or Duels 41. Cell or Cells 40. Echo or Echoes 39. Rise 38. Ryse 37. Epic 36. Gem or Gems
35. Superman 34. Deep 33. Guitar 32. Titan 31. Fable 30. Cloud 29. Empire or Empires 28. Crash 27. Land or Landers 26. Infinite or Infinity 25. Power 24. Duty 23. Call 22. Dance 21. War
20. Saga 19. God or Gods 18. Defense or Defend 17. Clicker 16. Memory or Memories 15. Adventure or Adventures 14. Wii 13. Age or Ages 12. Hero or Heroes 11. League
10. Sonic or Hedgehog 9. Kingdom 8. Champions or Championship 7. World or Worlds 6. Legend or Legends 5. Warrior or Warriors 4. Remaster or Remastered 3. Born or Reborn 2. Legacy 1. Battle
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