I spent way too much time working on this ridiculous premise for an article, but it had to be done. It simply had. To be. Done.
Compared to Nintendo's last console, at the very least, the answer is...very.
With the expo wrapped up for the year, here’s what I felt were the big showstoppers of the week.
From South Park to Scorpio, here’s what I’m hoping will end up wowing me during next week’s E3 press conferences.
I got a letter in the mail from Japan, I wonder what it says…
I stroke my crystal ball for predictions, and then get my hands dirty examining a bloated corpse.