Forget it, I don't know what Fox is thinking anymore.
STAR WARS FOREVER AND EVER. A HUNDRED YEARS STAR WARS THINGS. STAR WARS RUNNING AROUND, AND STAR WARS TIME. ALL DAY FOREVER. ALL A HUNDRED DAYS....
The first Solo trailer should have eased some of my reservations about this origin story. But it only presented more of them.
Time for the annual tradition of spending way too much time writing and thinking about a bunch of advertisements.