(Maybe you should have spruced it up a bit but, whatever, still cool)
Bet you didn’t see THAT coming!
Well, better late than never.
RED DEAD 2 IS COMING, BUCKLE UP KIDS.
I hope you like the sound of a quintilogy…pentilogy? “Five part series,” okay?
Well, you can’t get them all.
The best of the best (or at least what I want to play) before the year is out.
Remember the director who made Snatch?
I would say send help, but…nah, I’m good. I'm watching the John Wick: Chapter 2 teaser trailer, after all.
And also a Series of Unfortunate Events, because fuck you and your free time.